Scumfuck Tradition

KILL ALLEN WRENCH – My Bitch is a Junky
I can’t usually be bothered addressing thee Cult of Personality that surrounds the bands I beat my gums about on here– particularly where it concerns internet rumor and innuendo. Shee-it, I think unless ya fell outta the womb yesterday, ya know by now the average issue of [...]

Throw Down the Sword

WISHBONE ASH – Argus (1972)
WARNING: Rant ahead! Something that bugs the fuck outta me about thee scores of “genre-hopping” bands of today is the lack of cohesiveness exhibited by ‘em. It’s like they build their ditties in little blocks, like, “here’s the folky part… next up… a few doom metal riffs, followed by a plunge [...]

Alcoholocaust!

BESTIAL WARLUST – Blood & Valour (1994)
GOAT SEMEN VS. ANAL VOMIT – Devotos del Diablo (2004)
Decided to lump all three of these purveyors of cataclysmic scuzz together– and for good reason: Although hailing from different metallic generations and locales, all of ‘em are sub-contractors in Thee House That Sarcófago Built. And they’re hardly the only [...]